Wednesday, November 13, 2024

Lindsay Cohen

Film Editor – film@ssh.com.au
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Film – The Death of Stalin

If only The Death of Stalin were funnier.

Film – I, Tonya

How do you make a biopic not look like a biopic? You make it as if it were a mockumentary.

Film – The Post

In any other (Academy Awards) year, The Post would be just another hard-hitting quality film about investigative journalism and political cover-ups.

Film – The Killing of a Sacred Deer

Films that divide the critics are nearly always worth watching.

Film – Brigsby Bear

There's nothing more frustrating than a film that pulls its punches.

Film – I Am Not Your Negro

A powerful and important film.

Film – Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Much like pornography, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets has appalling acting, a ridiculous plot and is only worth it for the visuals.

Film – The Wall

If The Wall were a play it would be a great play. I tend to prefer movies.

Film – Baby Driver

Baby Driver just knows how cool it is.

Film Review – Colossal

Probably one Anne Hathaway regrets.

Film – Life

The emailed flyer from the distributors of Life asked that reviewers “refrain from revealing spoilers or plot points”.

Film – Hidden Figures and Moonlight

The appearance of three African-American tales up for best picture at the Academy Awards this year (Hidden Figures, Moonlight, and Fences) is welcome and curious.

Film – Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

It’s hard to criticise Rogue One because where it fails in terms of ridiculous aliens, clunky dialogue and absurd plot devices (the floppy disk...

Film – Arrival

Arrival tells a fairly straightforward story of first contact. Like many such films made since Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977), Arrival shares...

Film – The Magnificent Seven 

The Magnificent Seven Director Antoine Fuqua Starring Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt, Ethan Hawke Genre Moderate

Film – Free State of Jones

The only thing more disappointing than a film that has nothing to say is a film that tries to say too much.

Film – The Lure

When it came to the Sydney Film Festival for 2016 it was difficult to resist this SFF special; a Polish musical about bisexual vampire...

Film – Money Monster

There are plenty of good and great actors who became successful directors. Ron Howard, Woody Allen, Clint Eastwood and Ben Affleck are some recent examples. If Money Monster is anything to go by, then Jodie Foster will not be one of them.

Film – Batman v Superman

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Director: Zack Snyder Starring: Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Amy Adams Genre: Death riding the good guys

Film – Spotlight

I’ve also railed on numerous occasions against the concept of films “based on a true story”. The Revenant, Dallas Buyers Club, and Lovelace amongst...

Film – The Revenant

The reality that “inspired” The Revenant is that Hugh Glass, an 1820s fur trader, survived a bear attack and was left for dead by...

Film – The Lobster

Logan’s Run, for the uninitiated, is a classic B-grade science-fiction film. In the film, set in 2274, life is terminated at 30 in a...

Film – The Martian

But while that might be the case with films, there is a whole sub-genre of DIY “hard” science-fiction books spawned by Andy Weir who...

Film – Everest

Everest is showing in 2D and 3D and also in 3D at IMAX where I saw it. Films shot in the massive IMAX format...

Film – A Walk in the Woods

While a Walk in the Woods is a comedy of sorts, it is barely funny, says reviewer Lindsay Cohen.

Film – Jurassic World

Create a genetically modified dinosaur, let it loose, run. Repeat. Sound familiar? Yes, it’s another Jurassic film.

Film – Strangerland

This is my hundredth film review for the South Sydney Herald. It’s been great to explore the genres, the actors and the directors and have fun at their expense. Most of them deserved it and I gave it with both barrels.

Film – Mad Max: Fury Road

Mad Max: Fury Road Director: George Miller Starring: Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron Genre: Aggrieved Medium It’s not necessarily saying much but Mad Max: Fury Road exceeded my expectations. Admittedly they were pretty low. I had no great expectation that character development or plot intricacies would feature highly. That certainly proved to be the case.

Film Review: Inherent Vice

Inherent Vice is also a Pynchon novel that by all accounts is just as indigestible. I wouldn’t know because there’s no way I’m going...

Film Review: Rosewater

Jon Stewart is a hugely influential, highly successful and politically savvy comedian. Loved and loathed in equal measure, his Daily (4 times a week) Show is the standard bearer for left-wing commentary and causes in the USA.

Film Review: Birdman

I tried to keep my expectations low with Birdman, I really did. But it’s hard when everyone, including Margaret and David as their last hurrah, gives the film full marks. I’ve been burnt before, caught up in the hype and the promise of great insight and mind-blowing movie-making.

Film Review: Interstellar

If I could travel in time I’d go about an hour into the future, find out how I introduced this review, then go back in time and write it. So, does the fact that I’m now writing the introduction mean that maybe I did travel in time and can’t remember it?

Film Review: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

What this means in a dramatic sense is that once you get past the grunting (mostly from the apes), the subtitles and the incredibly...

Film Review: Lucy

I’m going through a bit of a Scarlett Johansson phase at the moment. I’ve seen three of her films this year: Her (Johansson as the voice of a computer), Under the Skin (an alien) and, now, Lucy (a super human).

Film Review: The Rover

While Mad Max is full of cartoon violence, explosions, stunts and costumes, The Rover is bleak and depressing. Its violence is gratuitous to the...

Film Review: A Million Ways to Die in the West

You know what you’re getting with Seth MacFarlane and that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Think Peter from Family Guy meets Ted in cowboy hats and you pretty much understand the entire film already. Even the woman introducing the film preview screening advised us to leave our maturity at the door.

Film Review: The Lego Movie

  Step 1 – Take children to cinema. Step 2 – Ply them with food and drink. Step 3 – Point out to them that the film...

Film Review: The Grand Budapest Hotel

No film critic should ever admit to having a favourite director or screenwriter. Critics are supposed to be impartial, judging films on their full...

Film Review: Dallas Buyers Club

It’s awards season in Hollywood and in the great tradition of Academy Award best picture nominations, the actor who best portrayed someone gay, sick, disabled or dying (or better still all four) is going to win. Think Tom Hanks in Philadelphia (1993) and Forrest Gump (1994), Nicolas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas (1995), Geoffrey Rush in Shine (1996), Jamie Foxx in Ray (2004), Sean Penn in Milk (2008) or Colin Firth in The King’s Speech (2010).

Film Review: Her

Could a human really fall in love with his or her operating system? Well if you watch enough SBS on Friday nights you’d know that humans can fall in love with anything (roller coasters is a particular fave).

Film Review: Filth

Dirty Harry had no qualms when it came to vigilantism, while Garry Oldman’s DEA agent Stansfield in Leon (1994) was happy to knock off the family of the man who undercut his supply of cocaine.

Film Review: Gravity

As a child, I always wanted to be an astronaut, and after watching Gravity I still want to be one. Sure, there are the...

Film Review: Rush

Genius in filmmaking is about making an audience crave that for which they really know they shouldn’t. Trainspotting made heroin desirable. Easy Rider makes you want to rush out and buy a motor bike. The Hangover series makes you want a drink. And Rush makes you want to drive fast. Really fast. Formula One fast.

Film Review: Lovelace

Films about porn are usually more interesting than porn films themselves. The production values, soundtrack and acting are all better for starters. Admittedly, there’s usually only one climax and you have to sit through an hour and a half or so to see it, but it tends to be more satisfying and longer lasting than the X-rated variety, or it should be if it’s any good.

Film Review: The World’s End

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are very funny people. To see them interviewed is a running gag fest, often at each other’s expense. But moviegoers expecting The World’s End to be a laugh-a-thon are going to be disappointed.

Film Review: Elysium

Elysium has all the basic ingredients of a great science fiction film.

Film Review: The Way, Way Back

Oh for a pure comedy. One where the laughs aren’t put on hold because of some heart-warming resolution or because it’s “important” that you...

Film Review: Now You See Me

In Now You See Me, four magicians, the best of their craft, are summoned by an unknown person. Together they take the world by...

Film Review: World War Z

If you ignore the ridiculous plot, the nonsense scene segues, the overwrought emotion, the average acting, the perfect nuclear family, Brad Pitt’s never changing facial hair, the pointless attempt at making an environmental statement, the inconsistencies in how zombies are made, move and are motivated, the medical impossibilities, the unintentionally comic portrayal of zombies and the lack of blood, then World War Z isn’t too bad a film.

Film Review: We Steal Secrets: The Story of Wikileaks

This is the first documentary I have reviewed for the South Sydney Herald and there’s a reason for that. Most documentaries aren’t created for their entertainment value, so I don’t bother seeing them.