I read the catalogue from Aldi’s shop
and if I had the inclination for a drop
I could indulge in something frisky
like Sheep Dog peanut butter whisky
or if I wanted something bolder
perhaps a dram of Monkey Shoulder
or if yearning for the slightly shady
maybe a tot or two of Bearded Lady
but as I’m not partial to the grog
I just read the catalogue
‘I read the catalogue from Aldi’s shop’
